Thick as Thieves (2020)

Thick as Thieves Tali Spencer Thick as Thieves After Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn horn he ends up in a cell with Maddog a pretty young thief It s lust at first sight for Vorgell but honestly he can t help it Unicorn horn i
  • Title: Thick as Thieves
  • Author: Tali Spencer
  • ISBN: 9781623807856
  • Page: 319
  • Format: ebook
Thick as Thieves Tali Spencer After Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn horn, he ends up in a cell with Maddog, a pretty young thief It s lust at first sight for Vorgell but honestly, he can t help it Unicorn horn is a potent aphrodisiac, and now he can t stop thinking about sex Luckily, Madd is one male witch who knows how to put Vorgell s new magical body to good use when he tricksAfter Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn horn, he ends up in a cell with Maddog, a pretty young thief It s lust at first sight for Vorgell but honestly, he can t help it Unicorn horn is a potent aphrodisiac, and now he can t stop thinking about sex Luckily, Madd is one male witch who knows how to put Vorgell s new magical body to good use when he tricks Vorgell into a kiss that helps them escape.Vorgell may desire sex in general and Madd in particular but Madd has no intention of being screwed by a man twice his size He has problems of his own, including an enchanted collar that causes him to desire his most hated enemy He wants that collar off as soon as possible, but that requires stealing a basilisk egg from the castle they just escaped.Drawn together by lust and magic, the two men join forces and soon find themselves up to their necks in witches, wizards, and trouble Vorgell and Madd might just be perfect for each other, but first they have to survive long enough to find out.
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  1. SheReadsALot

    First thought prior to reading The MC fucks himself with a unicorn horn For real LOLI need to read this I m DOWN Did I become unconscious, rename myself Tali Spencer while being unconscious and write a book Because a main character FUCKING HIMSELF with a UNICORN HORN sounds like the BEST OPENING LINE TO A JOKE or an awesome PWP EVER This book had me written all over it No, the pic below is not me but I had to represent unicornrealness After Reading Before you think this book is a one trick pony [...]

  2. Julio Genao

    THIS BOOK TOTALLY HAPPENED TO MY PENIS JUST NOW.i was disappointed when the pratchettish whimsy of what was a wildly fun and sexy opening settled down into a typically chatty, introspective MM read but not for longe action picked up again, things mostly made sense, and while the sex went poof after a while, a motherfucking view spoiler baby basilisk eating a freakin dog in an alley hide spoiler went a fair ways towards mollifying any disgruntlement i may have felt that my barbarian did not get t [...]

  3. Mandapanda

    4.5 stars Totally loved this story When I first saw the blurb at DSP I thought it was ridiculous but it kept catching my eye every time I checked the upcoming releases So glad I bought it It s tightly paced, laugh out loud funny and Vorgell would have to be the most appealing hero I ve read in a while I picture him as a rowdy, naive and slightly lonely Viking type with a big heart After accidentally turning himself into a magical version of sex on a stick he escapes a dungeon with the aid of a y [...]

  4. Shin Mon Thway

    I owe everything to Cupcake for finding this book and reading it Her unicorn porn comment made me gallop to page and purchase it right away and I m so glad that I did I love this book sooooo much This is a total package, it s funny, witty, sexy and has a good amount of angst and darkness I love it So the blurb explains most of it Vorgell the barbarian accidentally killed a unicorn, ate the flesh and fucked himself on the unicorn horn It s a very powerful aphrodisiac and it made him horny as hell [...]

  5. Nick Pageant

    Five Stars For All Around Awesomeness Now this is how you handle a unicorn horn Vorgell the barbarian has a magically enhanced libido thanks to, discreetly off page, doing what comes naturally with a unicorn horn He is thrown into a dungeon where he meets up with a sexy little witch named Maddog.Vorgell and Maddog are the perfect pair Vorgell has an unending supply of stiffies, and Maddog needs Vorgell s magical jizz to perform his spells The two set off on a quest to free Maddog of a love colla [...]

  6. Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ & MANTIES Champion

    CANDYLAND THUNDERDOME got christened right Back in the day when Baby was insisting I read this I read the blurb Read the blurb Go on I ll wait The dude, and I quote, fucks himself with a unicorn horn Now I ask you, wouldn t you automatically think this was going to be PWP I did Don t get me wrong I have nothing against PWP I m just saying my expectations weren t all that high Well, I m happy to be proven wrong in the inaugural CANDYLAND THUNDERDOME Smooches, Baby So this barbarian, Vorgell, acci [...]

  7. Ingela

    4 Unicorn Stars for a cheeky, cute and very entertaining fantasy tale I will not even try to fully describe the plot of this quirky fantasy novel Instead read the book s blurb so you get an idea of how screwed this story is To even get the basic idea for this story is so clever Well done, Ms Spencer The start of it all is that the huge guy Vorgell was hungry and caught a unicorn to eat What he didn t understand is that unicorns should you always be extra careful with They are magical and start r [...]

  8. Mandy*reads obsessively*

    I have to say, I read the blurb to this book and thought it would be a humorous light hearted adventure set in a fantasy Au world.This was so much , and a lot darker and dealing with serious issues than I had anticipated.It s set in a world where male witches are looked down on, it s very much a matriarchal society There are also wizards, they are bad, bad news.Madd grew up in this world, never feeling wanted or loved, always looked down on and persecuted Scraping and thieving and doing other t [...]

  9. Heller

    4.5This is quite the buddy book, the barbarian and the thief It s a lot darker than I was expecting and the world building stellar How Vorgell ends up fucking himself on a unicorn s horn is wickedly clever as are the after effects Getting thrown in a dungeon and meeting Maddog the thief is a the luckiest break he s ever had Madd has his own.es Such a grim story and how the male witches work their magic, I found that incredibly original I love fantasy novels I love the magic and the worlds create [...]

  10. Ann

    BACKSTORY YAY FOR ME I WON THIS BOOK TODAY Back to my indoor voice Thank you so much to Tali Spencer for offering up her book with the ballsiest blurb ever and to Cole Riann and the Armchair Reader for hosting Tali s guest post I wouldn t say no to a tiara to go along with my big win, but I am completely appreciative as is ESENT DAY So, now, I finished reading this book today and Oh My God, what fun The thing I liked most about this one was it didn t take itself too seriously, but it didn t beco [...]

  11. Kaje Harper

    This book is a romp, but with a dark undertone Vorgell, the horny literally after that unicorn horn episode barbarian with the heart of gold and the cock of iron, rescues Maddog the witch from a prison cell, and assumes responsibility for him like some ancient Chinese curse Maddog has a slave collar on his neck, and until he rids himself of it, he is tied to the nobleman who raped, tortured and enslaved him He s also at risk from the wizards who are the nobleman s allies, and who hunt witches Th [...]

  12. Sunny

    Crazy, zany, wacky, kookyd so much FUN Awesome world building with information shared naturally and not through an encyclopedia entry Consistent characterization, Vorgell and Madd both acted like you d expect them to in different situations We were shown who they were through their actions and I loved it Small, creative details like berries from unicorn blood and icy walls of magic and magical mossant It wasn t all fun and games, though There were some darker, scary parts that provided a nice ba [...]

  13. rameau

    After reading the very first line of the blurb, I knew I had to read this book If you haven t read it yet, here s why After Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn horn, he ends up in a cell with Maddog, a pretty young thief.If that right there isn t the hook that s grabbed you, I don t know what is It promises a unicorn horn dildo, a barbarian, and a thief What else could you possibly ask from a fantasy m m story Witches and Wizards It has those too Creative place names and adventure [...]

  14. Smith Barney

    Best f ing x rated fairy tale ever Imaginativesweetly amusing story Sexy submissive f ing barbarian just wanted a good pounding So sweet and filthyjust loved him Great f ing character Great f ing writing.d pretty f ing seamless to the end.

  15. Loederkoningin

    After Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn hornI think I kind of lost track of the blurb after that first sentence 0_o

  16. Rachel

    First, a few caveats Yes, this story does have unicorn horn as an aphrodisiac, an extremely horny barbarian who unwittingly ahem avails himself of the unicorn horn, and a sexy witchkin and thief who uses said barbarian s enchanted jizz as potent magic, but wait there s Oh, there is so much to this delightful story This story could have been campy and PWP, but it isn t This story has heart, and is by turns funny, dark, sexy, sinister, sweet, and action packed This story has depth and breadth, a [...]

  17. Shannon

    Well that was some adventure Who knew fucking yourself with a unicorn horn would give you magical sperm I did not know this I really enjoyed the entire ride these two took us on Magic, witches, wizzards, good times.

  18. Nikyta *Miss Forgetful*

    This review can be found at The Blog of Sid Love.When I read the blurb for this book, I knew right away it had the potential to be a wild ride Any author that has the balls to have such an attention grabber for the start of a blurb was something that I wanted to read and I m happy to say this book lived up to my expectations and .The story revolves around Vorgell, a brute of a man who unwittingly kills a unicorn, eats some berries and then becomes so horny he fucks himself with the unicorn s hor [...]

  19. LenaLena

    I had to put this book down to give myself some time to adjust my expectations at least twice, in order to not end up with a whiny review that boiled down to but it wasn t what I expected What this book is is a fantasy story, that turns fairly dark at some point, with a lot of sex magic elements More than romance, it s the sex magic that drives the story, although I have a feeling the author is setting up for a sequel in which debts will be called in and I love you s will be exchanged Don t look [...]

  20. Sandra

    3.5 stars This is a light, fun, and silly read and I did enjoyed it Although I have to admit I was surprised when I realized I couldn t quite give it 4 stars since I had seen so many 4 and 5 star reviews and expected to love it just as much The premise is silly and outrageous and it basks in that, but given the ridiculousness of a barbarian who fucks himself with a Unicorn horn and therefor has magic sperm I didn t laugh out loud as I expected to It was also quite dark in some ways but didn t fu [...]

  21. Lauraadriana

    Another SUPER fun book for this week I LOVED this story Vorgell the Barbarian, caught and ate a unicorn ignorant to the fact that ingesting their flesh caused uncontrollableHORNINESSOut of desperation he resorts to pleasuring himself with the poor unicorn s horn, and ended up in a Baron s dungeonImprisoned, and with his sexual revenous state far from abating That s where he met up with the prettiest little witch he d ever seen Madd was in the dungeon after the Baron got tired of using him as a s [...]

  22. Audrey

    3.5 stars I d probably give this a Four Minus if we had plus and minus grades like in elementary school As it is, I m going with a 3.5, rounded to 4 for.My reasons, in bullet points The beginning was meh for me, but I warmed up to it by about 15 20% Vorgell the narrator is awesome, which is kind of amazing for me to think after ugh ing about him at 5% For all that the beginning set me up for PWP, the story itself was actually pretty involved and well fleshed out Vorgell and Madd were great toget [...]

  23. ⚣❣☙ Michaelle ❧❣⚣

    4.3 StarsWell, considering I don t much like the Fantasy genre, I sure have been reading a lot of it lately And loving it I say it all the time, but I am truly grateful for some of the challenges in which I m participating often enough in the recent past it seems the books I have to read turn out to be mediocre at best but lately that trend has been for books so good that I d be happy to read them again This is one of those books In fact, I would love it if there was an audio version released at [...]

  24. Pjm12

    This is fun and cheeky but also dire things happen and our heroes really have to fight for their lives And not just once The tangled politics, the greedy lust of Barons and Wizards and the prejudice against witchkins mean that Madd s life has been harsh And Vogell s arrival causes disaster But also some good.There was lots here, and it s absorbing and fun.

  25. Katharina

    4.5I m really in luck with my books at the moment Thick as Thieves is another winner a great story, awesome characters, funny, serious, and unique I was impressed When I started this book, I expected a funny story, maybe a little bit on the ridiculous side given the blurb, and pretty porny wait, a main character is sex crazed because he ate love berries and subsequently fucked himself with a unicorn horn WHAT And the start was exactly that hilarious , ridiculous, and, well, very sex centered But [...]

  26. K.J. Charles

    Obviously the blurb is appalling Just take that as read The author goes for the concept with impressive commitment and no apology I applaud I m torn on this The characters are absolutely lovely Great, fun relationship, very touching, lots of fun back and forth, great sex The fantasy is nicely developed with a good magic system and lots of incidental elements making a really well built world The m m trope of women behave like hateful witches to gay men is basically blown up to 4000 point size and [...]

  27. Britta ★ Nachteule ★

    Now this was a great fairytale with unicorns, witches, wizards, basilisks and warriors.The world building was impressive and the characters were well discribed.It had everything from funny moments over action to feels.I just have one tiny complain You could Vorgell literally see falling for Madd But with Madd I m not sure if he feels the same for Vorgell I guess with his history it s understandable that he is wary of letting other people come too close but for the romance I would have wished to [...]

  28. Shira Anthony

    Lush, full of wonderful descriptions, and sexy as all get out, you can feel, smell, and taste the worlds Tali Spencer creates Thick as Thieves is no exception I was fortunate enough to beta read this amazing book, and I fell in love with this seemingly mismatched pair of men There s Vorgell, built like an ox and admittedly not the sharpest knife in the drawer I mean, really, fucking yourself with a Unicorn horn But I loved Vorgell s kind heart and good intentions Then there s Madd, the young wit [...]

  29. Bookwatcher

    WHOAAAAAA It s certainly not for the faint of heart Strong theme as slavery, abuse rape , are intertwined with magic in a fantasy world I must admit I m enjoyed it a lot Even if all the violence terrified me a lot too Loved it The terrifying moments, the abuse, the noncon yeah, im talking about rape and sadness that was necessary, to give me a HUGE smile at the end.5 stars I wish I could give Like 5000 stars

  30. Erika

    3.5 starsTrue fact One should never assume that a book sucks just because it s about a dude that diddled himself with a unicorn horn.Thick As Thieves was actually really good I enjoyed the hell out of reading about Madd, Vorgell and Petal and would love to read in this universe So anyway, the moral of this story is don t judge a book by its cover premise anything because you might miss out on something fun.Unless it s about tentacles or knotting or weird shit like that That s just gross.

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