You can take the boy out of Scunthorpe (5 Chapters) (2020)

You can take the boy out of Scunthorpe (5 Chapters) David Dobbs You can take the boy out of Scunthorpe Chapters With the exception of the occasional away game at Grimsby Town trips with his mum to the Hull branch of TK Maxx and lads hoidays to Faliraki David Dobbs had never really left Scunthorpe So eyebrows w
  • Title: You can take the boy out of Scunthorpe (5 Chapters)
  • Author: David Dobbs
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  • Page: 461
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You can take the boy out of Scunthorpe (5 Chapters) David Dobbs With the exception of the occasional away game at Grimsby Town, trips with his mum to the Hull branch of TK Maxx and lads hoidays to Faliraki David Dobbs had never really left Scunthorpe So eyebrows were raised one Friday evening in the pub when he declared he wasn t joining the lads for their annual jaunt to Greece, instead he was going to buy a round the world ticket aWith the exception of the occasional away game at Grimsby Town, trips with his mum to the Hull branch of TK Maxx and lads hoidays to Faliraki David Dobbs had never really left Scunthorpe So eyebrows were raised one Friday evening in the pub when he declared he wasn t joining the lads for their annual jaunt to Greece, instead he was going to buy a round the world ticket and set off on a three year adventure After alleviating his father s concern about his ability to pack a year s supply of underpants and reassuring his mates that he hadn t turned into a soap dodging crusty his trip began.David endured 4 days of Chinese Chavs whilst on a train journey and was unsure of the social etiquette whilst watching Panda Porn in one of the country s zoos In Tibet, a monk stroked David s hairy arms prompting a discussion with his monk mates on the link between monkeys and men, leaving David feeling a touch awkward and the monks giggling into their noodle bowls Scunthorpe s intrepid explorer could hardly contain his excitement when he discovered that beer was only 16 pence a go in Vietnam, and was constantly entertained by Ho Chi Min s resemblance to Kentucky Fried Chicken s Colonel Sanders After perhaps reading too much about the frequent occurrence of earthquakes in Japan, David was embarrassed to realise his imagination had got the better of him when he caused a false alarm in a packed youth hostel dorm in Tokyo hopping around in his underpants screaming Earthquake, earthquake Although David was fully aware that football fans don t always have the best tempers, a childhood spent watching lower league English football had not prepared him for the threat of throat slashing experienced at a match in Chile The beauty of South American women was not lost on David, which made him all the disappointed that he was left dancing with a grumpy Argentinean pensioner in Buenos Aires At a Favela party in Rio, David took great pleasure in watching one of his least favourite fellow travellers the list was fairly long and not short on detail be reduced to a laughing stock when competing in a dance off against some of the foxy local ladies David s occasional, and largely unsuccessful, attempts at using local languages reached a particularly awkward nadir when in attempting to congratulate a Bishop in India on his reassuringly committed stance on in car safety accidentally used an onomatopoeic phrase to describe testicles slapping against an arse.Increasing grumpiness with haughty backpackers is outweighed by affection and admiration for the local people David meets who help him above and beyond what could be politely expected.A bit Bill Bryson, a bit Frank Skinner and bugger all Thai dyed yogic meditation No matter how you dress it up, backpacking is a long holiday It s a book about that.
You can take the boy out of Scunthorpe (5 Chapters) David Dobbs

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