Bite Somebody (2020)

Bite Somebody Sara Dobie Bauer Bite Somebody Do you want to be perfect That s what Danny asked Celia the night he turned her into a vampire Three months have passed since and immortality didn t transform her into the glamorous sexy vamp she wa
  • Title: Bite Somebody
  • Author: Sara Dobie Bauer
  • ISBN: 9780692661833
  • Page: 224
  • Format: Paperback
Bite Somebody Sara Dobie Bauer Do you want to be perfect That s what Danny asked Celia the night he turned her into a vampire Three months have passed since, and immortality didn t transform her into the glamorous, sexy vamp she was expecting, but left her awkward, lonely, and working at a Florida gas station On top of that, she s a giant screw up of an immortal, because the only blood she consumes Do you want to be perfect That s what Danny asked Celia the night he turned her into a vampire Three months have passed since, and immortality didn t transform her into the glamorous, sexy vamp she was expecting, but left her awkward, lonely, and working at a Florida gas station On top of that, she s a giant screw up of an immortal, because the only blood she consumes is from illegally obtained hospital blood bags What she needs to do according to her moody vampire friend Imogene is just bite somebody But Celia wants her first bite to be special, and she has yet to meet Mr Right Bite Then, Ian moves in next door His scent creeps through her kitchen wall and makes her nose tingle, but insecure Celia can t bring herself to meet the guy face to face When she finally gets a look at Ian s cyclist physique, curly black hair, and sun kissed skin, other parts of Celia tingle, as well Could he be the first bite she s been waiting for to complete her vampire transformation His kisses certainly have a way of making her fangs throb Just when Celia starts to believe Ian may be the fairy tale ending she always wanted, her jerk of a creator returns to town, which spells nothing but trouble for everyone involved Winner of the 2017 Imadjinn Award for Best Paranormal Romance Witty banter and hot sexy times make BITE SOMEBODY sparkle in all the right ways Beth Cato, author of The Clockwork Dagger series Bite Somebody is the Pretty in Pink of vampire stories fun, self consciously retro, and not afraid to be goofy I ll never get the phrase Woodsy BO out of my head Sara Dobie Bauer knows how to keep a reader smiling Christopher Buehlman, author of Those Across the River BITE SOMEBODY is sexy, funny, and A positively alive with colorful characters Celia is perfectly imperfect and insecure adorable sexy human, Ian, sparkles than any undead ever could and Imogene is the kind of bad influence friend we all need in our lives Bursting with tasty giggles, devilish guffaws, and swoony sighs, BITE SOMEBODY is an absolute pleasure to sink your teeth into Jennifer Scott, author of The Accidental Book Club
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  1. Christopher Buehlman

    If you ve read my last two novels, you ll guess I prefer my vampires brutal, mean and unrepentant That s true Except when it isn t I didn t expect to enjoy Ms Bauer s novel because it just didn t sound like my cup of sake, and I told her as much when she asked me to review it Guess what I had fun reading it Big fun I feel a little embarrassed here, like I m a Harley Davidson guy giggling and riding a moped down the beach, hoping nobody from my club sees me But it s a damn fine moped, and I forbi [...]

  2. Lauren Stoolfire

    I received a free ecopy of this novel from the author in a Facebook contest.Three months ago Celia was turned into a vampire However, she didn t become the glamorous and sexy vamp that she was expecting She s exactly the same as she was before awkward and lonely and working the night shift at a gas station Of course, now she can t go out in the sunlight, she s immortal, and she drinks blood Her vampire therapist, and her vampire friend, Imogene, want to her to have her first bite, rather than dr [...]

  3. Cassandra

    My Thoughts 5 out of 5 Unicorns I loved it I choose what I read and review based on what intrigues me I bought this book because I wanted to start the series from the beginning, but no one tells me what to think, feel, or write about any book The cover is cartoonish, but I really like it This is the first book in the series, and my first time reading Sara s work This book is for adults only due to the murder, mayhem, and steamy content.Wow, I wasn t expecting to love this book like I do It was p [...]

  4. Ona

    One would think the vampire genre has been beaten, flogged and simply has too much going on I mean, after Twilight, no one even wants to hear the words vampire fiction, because it will induce a gagging sensation with copious amounts of eye rolling, and grumbling of how said genre really needs to be shelved and hidden, unless Bram Stoker has vampired himself out of the grave Look, I made a new word However, Sara s Bite Somebody has brought the genre back to life no pun intended and is a breath of [...]

  5. Mara

    If you re like me and are kind of over the vampire craze, I have news for you, Bite Somebody is WELL worth the read It s fresh, it s different, with great characters that you can t help but love, and not just the main cast It s funny, enchanting and you fall in love with the romance between our awkward Vampiress, Celia, and her beautiful surfer boy, Ian It s the less than perfect and less than exciting undead experience that really make this original and interesting story that you can dive head [...]

  6. Megan

    Bite Somebody has that rare quality of being filled with heat but also having the ability to make you genuinely laugh all while keeping hold of an enthralling story with characters who jump off the page I devoured this book and loved every second of it.

  7. Em

    When you think of Vampsy novels I bet you conjure up images of sparkly, swooning, forever teen vamps Or possibly seriously sexy vikings who own vampire bars in Shreveport Or maybe a vamp turned during the civil war who says things like, oh i don t know, Sook ay TeamBillForLife SorryNotSorry MAYBE you even have a thing for a tragic vampire who lives in New Orleans and has a serious self loathing issue.Those vampire books are great a couple are among my favorites , but before you read BITE SOMEBOD [...]

  8. Anna Kaling

    How can you give any less than 5 5 for a book with a character named after a penis wig farting couches reviews of different blood types ralphing tips for premature ejaculation a hot surfer dude with floofy hair.You just can t.Celia is a newbie vampire and she needs to bite somebody She knows exactly who she wants to bite Ian, the cute surfer dude who lives next door He smells of woodsy BO, which is a good thing Celia sometimes stands at the wall separating their apartments and claws it rapturous [...]

  9. Dyrk Ashton

    I laughed louder and often reading Bite Somebody than with any book I ve picked up in years Quick witted, sharp, scary fun, with unforgettable, wonderfully well rounded characters and snappy dialogue Forget it s paranormal romance if you must, Dobie Bauer s Bite Somebody is a perfect summer read guaranteed to please anyone with a sense of humor and a pulse unless you re a vampire, then you ll like it even .

  10. M A R I G O L D

    Started off ok and was intriguing Somewhere close to half way it became confusing and the characters annoying It lost its spark Disappointing Could have been a cool book.

  11. Jacqueline Rohrbach

    4.5My cold heart is cynical as hell, so I m generally not hopeful about the lasting potential of couples after I close most romance books I didn t feel that way after reading Bite Somebody Actually, I was optimistic for Ian and Celia and saw their love lasting well past the last chapter Ian and Celia communicate their emotions, needs, and sexual desires There is a journey that made me want the characters to stay together They cuddle They share hobbies They make terrible decisions together And th [...]

  12. J.L.

    Disclaimer I acquired this novel at a convention through a book trade with the author, whom I consider a friend.Not gonna lie I probably never would have picked this novel to read without outside influence But I met the author at a convention and we hit it off immediately, and I knew based on her personality alone that I had to read the book that had come out of her brain.Now, my girl crush on the author extends to the delightful world she s created Even the setting itself is unique Florida, the [...]

  13. TheVampireBookworm

    OK, I have to start how I got to this e book first You won t believe it The Author contacted me via Instagram if I d like to read her book and then write a review happy screaming in my head After a breather and my happy dance because hey, somebody noticed I m a weirdo with a specialization and therefore my work is not futile any I mean, yes I have you, the Reader, but now even The Author let s keep it singular and not be overly excited, this might be the only time someone ever gave me a book to [...]

  14. Vera mallard

    Bite Somebody is a wonderfully funny read Get ready to laugh from the first pages to the last Celia is a riot a minute and Woodsy BO Guy is just plain wonderfulTE SOMEBODY, STORY LINE In Bite Somebody, author Sara Dobie Bauer has created a vampire novel that is funny, witty, and just good entertainment Celia Merkin is a newbie A vampire newbie that is She sees herself as wimpy, lumpy, fat, and far from irresistible After her creator ask her if she wanted to be perfect , Celia woke up alone, a ne [...]

  15. Rasheda Poe-cyr

    When we are young, every little girl wants to feel like a princess We grow with thoughts of perfection float around in our brains perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect romance the perfect life And a lot of those thought guide the decisions that we make as well as the mistakes.Three months ago Celia Merkin was ask, Do you want to be perfect and those thoughts of perfections came rushing back over her, leading her to make the biggest decision she ll ever make in her life and the last one Now, her wo [...]

  16. Kim Watt

    I picked up Bite Somebody on the recommendation of a friend I ve not read much romance in the past, and although I m reading a little now it s still not my go to genre Add to that the fact that I ve become fairly bored of vampires, and it just wasn t really what I d consider my sort of book.And this is why we need friends whose taste we respect to recommend books to us I would ve missed out on an absolutely fantastic read Funny, sexy, and filled with great dialogue, it has fun with the vampire [...]

  17. Novel Novice

    Unabashedly witty and charming, Bite Somebody by Sara Dobie Bauer is what you d get if John Hughes and Amy Heckerling teamed up to write a vampire rom com Bauer s book is whip smart, funny as hell, and utterly adorable.Celia is quirky and endearing as the reluctant newbie vampire, and her unlikely BFF Imogene is endlessly delightful As the romantic foil, Ian is perfectly swoon worthy and lovably dorky in equal parts And the villainous Danny is the perfect fodder for Celia to face down as she get [...]

  18. Trimaze

    I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.I really enjoyed this refreshing take on the vampire paranormal romance genre The story is not only original but it is downright good The main character, Celia a newly turned vampire, is upset because she has not transformed into the vampiric beauty she has envisioned she would become She lacks the confidence and finesse she had hoped being a vampire would bring Not only does she see a shrink to help her cope with everything s [...]

  19. Jana Washington

    Bite Somebody is as funny as it promised Celia is awkward and solitary and sometimes a little too self deprecating She s also a new vampire with a fear of taking her first bite But her new neighbor is seriously tempting her with his delicious woodsy smell And on top of that, the first vampire she s met since she turned aside from her therapist is trying to convince her to just bite somebody Celia knows nothing about being a vampire She s trying to do research about it via Twilight and Dracula , [...]

  20. Wendy Sparrow

    Hilarious book If Jennifer Crusie s chick lit and Christopher Moore s vampire books hooked up and had a baby, it would be this booky after it was all grown up and making awkward and sometimes sexy life decisions The romance in this managed to feel very real despite the paranormal aspects like these could be your friends and it wouldn t seem fictional I really adored the characters It was quirky and fun and I m excited that there might be a sequel in the works This book would appeal to readers wh [...]

  21. Cheryl

    Hilarious I loved this funny vampire romance Nerdy protagonists are fun Nerdy protagonists that aren t a perfect size 2 are my favorite Keepin it real Celia I loved Ian, Imogene and Heidi This book flowed The story line was romantic with a few twists and turns and some bad guys thrown in, but most importantly, I laughed out loud A LOT If you want fun, vampire romance this is it It puts me in mind of the Sookie Stackhouse series, not True Blood, but the books I loved that series and I loved this [...]

  22. Dayna

    I received an advanced copy of this book to review Celia is a vampire Only she isn t a very good vampire She hasn t even had her first bite yet Imogene is her only friend Only she s just using Celia for her blood hook up And Ian is the guy next store with the best smell ever Bite Somebody is a fun rom com It surprised me with its fun and witty dialogue as well as some deep moments that every one, vampire or human, can relate to Celia is a great character that any women can relate to and Imogene [...]

  23. Alta

    Sexy and funny and memorable I have read it several times now i think maybe it s my new comfort book I identified with the characters right away and fell in love with them Although crazy Imogene really flips my lid

  24. Fiona

    DISCLAIMER I received this book for free from the publisher It came with the second book Bite Somebody Else that I received through the Library Thing Earlier Reviewer program Below is my honest review.The first few pages started off quite slow for me and I was concerned that the whole book would be like that Boy was I wrong The pace, intrigue and excitment picked up once Imogen came on to the scene, which was very early on This book had great character development, it provided a great insight in [...]

  25. Michelle

    Loved this Found this via the read list of the guy who wrote another good one, The Suicide Motor Club Bite Somebody is fun, sweet, sexy, and funny, and you ll be cheering for its main character, Celia, who is pretty much all of us Her friend, Imogene, is the friend we all had that our parents hated And does anyone else see anyone but Krysten Ritter in that role I have no idea who I d cast as Celia Total bonus The sequel dropped 4 days ago, so I don t even have to wait Awesome

  26. Shelly Spiller

    Bite Somebody was a book club read and without exception, we all loved this book Some of our members are not big fans of vampires, not only loved this book, but purchased it s sequel Bite Somebody Else Cecila is struggling as a new vampire until she meets Imogene, an outrageous redheaded vampire Add a hunky neighbor and crazy landlord into the mix and you have a hilarious and interesting story All 9 of our book club members mentioned laughing out loud at this book.

  27. Atara

    I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review I m not sure what to rate this Truthfully, I couldn t get through it At a certain point I just flipped to the back to see if it was worth finishing She was too awkward and nerdy for me She had no ambition or drive Her friend was too pushy The romance unconvincing However, I can see how some people would find her character endearing It s just not for me.

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